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sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

shorelle: Korra’s legendary adventures to become the next Avatar Pokemon Master! Gotta bend ‘em all! … I realised too late that there was no air/flying type Eeveelution… and grass is the closest thing to earth since there’s no ground type either… but it seemed like a good idea at the time?! (っ- ‸ - ς)
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shorelle:

Korra’s legendary adventures to become the next Avatar Pokemon Master! Gotta bend ‘em all!

… I realised too late that there was no air/flying type Eeveelution… and grass is the closest thing to earth since there’s no ground type either… but it seemed like a good idea at the time?! (っ- ‸ - ς)

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